Hi, I’m Lucious. Sometimes a cat’s life is rough. That’s why you have to know how to be a great hunter, like myself. The images above are proof of my superior hunting skills, and show me at my finest: in my natural habitat, feeding on my prey.
The main rule to remember is to take what you can get. You don’t see those lions on the TV chasing after the big strong gazelle, do you? No. They go for the little weak ones in the back. Same with me. I mean, I know Dad is never going to let me get away with stealing that T-bone off his plate, but he will hardly miss this little piece of broccoli, right? Right.